.....I don't take checks

clurrshottea @ 2005-03-11T22:30:00

2005-03-12T06:37:45Z

RANDOM DREAMS that people have...:

XojstdomeoX: u dont undersatnd how sick i am
J0ndiggity: : :(
J0ndiggity: is that why u werent at school
XojstdomeoX: lol no i meant mentally sick..my dreams are insane
J0ndiggity: k go
J0ndiggity: oh
XojstdomeoX: lol
XojstdomeoX: ok
XojstdomeoX: so listen
J0ndiggity: im litsening!
XojstdomeoX: i see this sorta greek-like temple
XojstdomeoX: with the columns and shit
XojstdomeoX: and im like....o great, history
J0ndiggity: loool
XojstdomeoX: i see random ppl walking outta there wearing sheets like ancient greeks
XojstdomeoX: so im like..
XojstdomeoX: o
XojstdomeoX: ok. so i walk in
XojstdomeoX: there are all these hot ppl just making out and smoking hookah XojstdomeoX: so im like...ddaaamn
XojstdomeoX: this is hot
XojstdomeoX: all these hot girls walk by and a few built guys
XojstdomeoX: all of a sudden its only girls
XojstdomeoX: i get sooo excited, u dont even get it
J0ndiggity: lol
XojstdomeoX: this is the point when i realized it was a dream
XojstdomeoX: so im like....YES, i can like...do whatver i want
J0ndiggity: ok bad ass
XojstdomeoX: so i look for a really hot girl
XojstdomeoX: i walk into this room
XojstdomeoX: and i see a hot one. she's ilke...blonde, long hair...rlly nice bod
XojstdomeoX: she sits down on the floor infront of a huge mirror
XojstdomeoX: so i sit behind her and i start feeling her up and im seeing everything from the mirror
XojstdomeoX: and then i hear music, but its like...OC music. then i noticed it was my alarm so i just went to hebrew class
J0ndiggity: nooooooooooooo
XojstdomeoX: i know
J0ndiggity: damn dude that was hot

* If you had a really weird dream and u just wanna say it cause its funny or just super hot like this one ^ (haha) then COMMENT IT. if u dont...it must have not been a dream.....aah.

clurrshottea @ 2005-02-06T18:22:00

2005-02-07T02:23:19Z

Funny Lindsey:

Missbhaven156: the letter after O and before Q doesnt work on my sisters com.
BcHblndeHoNeY: really?
BcHblndeHoNeY: wait all those letters?
Missbhaven156: no lol
Missbhaven156: the letter after O and before Q
Missbhaven156: i cant write it!! it doesnt work!!
BcHblndeHoNeY: wait huh?
Missbhaven156: what letter is between 'O' and Q?
BcHblndeHoNeY: o is all the way on one side of the keyboard and q is on the other!
Missbhaven156: NOOO
Missbhaven156: lol in the ABC's
BcHblndeHoNeY: P!
Missbhaven156: YES!!
Missbhaven156: haha that letter doesnt work
Missbhaven156: omgg this took u forever
BcHblndeHoNeY: oooo i get it!
Missbhaven156: i love u
Missbhaven156: ur the funniest grl @ our school
BcHblndeHoNeY: no i love u!
BcHblndeHoNeY: AM I REALLY?

Things change

2005-01-28T05:52:28Z

So you know how when you like someone and they like you back, the whole world should seem pink and happy and rather welcoming? Well, it seems like at nuju this doesn't happen so often. First of all, you can't tell anyone that you have a boyfriend because you don't want anyone to get all up in your business. I don't think you understand, but when you're seeing someone and attend nuju, you're dating that person and the whole school (including staff). Everyone knows what time you made out or on which weekend you had sex, and its just really annoying. Second thing is that once people do know you're dating someone, they make rumors, intervene, and often try to ruin the relationship. Yeah, so I was prepared for ALL of these things, except for one thing. I wasn't prepared for my close friends giving me shit about whoever I chose to be with. The mere fact that Livejournal became a place that I found out lots of things that I was supposed to find out in person doesn't really help this situation either. So, for the ones who I'm mainly speaking to (and I hope you're reading this because I know that you are aware of this), please get out of m y business and please don't hate me or make an attempt to ruin my day. It's not working and it's not hurting me as much as you'd hope it would. All it does is ruin whatever friendship I thought we had. It's funny, I thought this time you'd be different...But hey, history always repeats itself, and people don't change unless they're dying.

I might regret writing this later on, but for now I'm somewhat mad so it seems like the right thing to do...Dont hold this against me!! Just try to understand where I'm coming from, and try to understand how upset you guys would have been if you would be in my situation

Other than this, CHECK OUT THE HOT ICON THAT SARAH (my daugher) MADE ME! Thank you, offspring. My LJ never looked better!

clurrshottea @ 2005-01-21T21:45:00

2005-01-22T06:04:30Z

Now that finals are done, I actually have time to update my lj and read other people's lj's....Yeah, i'm that bored now that I dont have anything to study for. Lots of things happened in the past few days...(not in chronological order!)

- finals ended on Thursday

- went to Universal Studios and to the Citywalk today

- got tired as hell and went on the mummy ride...i was scared @ first but it was sooo damn short.

- went to see the Shrek 4D movie thing...it was so cute!

- had one of my closest friends open up to me. in a bad way. :(

- finally got my keeper.

- had captain crunch

- GOT PISSED OFF!!!

- GOT HAPPY!

- Saw a sperm-shaped cloud outside my window as i woke up in the morning!

- went to CPK and the mall with friends after finals ended

- updated my livejournal

- thought about sex

- ended my updated entry

- the end!

clurrshottea @ 2005-01-19T17:45:00

2005-01-20T01:49:19Z

CLURR!

HAPPY BDAY BABE!!!

I hope you liked my special birthday card today!!!!!!! Yeah...so if you're wondering why this card was the most original card ever, is because I wrote Clurr a greeting on my stomach! haha...Just for you babe! I just didn't have time to go buy one, and printing one out is just lame!!!!

SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLAIREBEAR!!!!

I LOVE YOU!

oh...and finals are ending tomorrow!! wooo.

clurrshottea @ 2004-12-19T21:33:00

2004-12-20T05:34:32Z

I dont know if ne one even looks @ this shit ne more, but id just love to say that winter vacation started, and eversince yesterday some "things" have been renewing themselves..anddddd its great! and hot! and 4 once, i cant wait til skool starts.

Fuck...Me

2004-11-08T01:45:50Z

Oh shit. My whole grade is going to Asilomar tomorrow and we'll be there for the rest of the week. Its a six-hour bus ride to get there. It'll be a miracle if I don't shoot anybody.

We're also supposed to go kayakin..and I cant spell it..but I'm scared. There are sharks in Monterey Bay and I dont feel like being eaten by one.

Well..so now i'm horny....Guess what song I'm listening to?!?! My hair smells so nice....i got this new Garnier conditioner and it smells like hot sex on the beach. I like.

Went to the mall with Ari yesterday, got a cute Hollister track jacket......can we all say hot? Omg..haha, u know...whats funny is that I spelled "ho" by accident at first. Ironic??? Dont answer that. :)

clurrshottea @ 2004-10-23T10:59:00

2004-10-23T18:04:36Z

And I’d give up forever to touch you
’cause I know that you feel me somehow
You’re the closest to heaven that i’ll
Ever be
And I don’t want to go home right now

And all I can taste is this moment
And all I can breathe is your life
’cause sooner or later it’s over
I just don’t want to miss you tonight

And I don’t want the world to see me
’cause I don’t think that they’d
Understand
When everything’s made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

And you can’t fight the tears that ain’t
Coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
Yeah you bleed just to know you’re alive

And I don’t want the world to see me
’cause I don’t think that they’d
Understand
When everything’s made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

---So basically, i really need to tell **YOU** this, but I can't! This will have to do...For now @ least. ---

clurrshottea @ 2004-10-07T22:08:00

2004-10-08T05:09:40Z

OMG!!!!

Woah..

2004-10-06T23:24:32Z

So I felt crappy like...five minutes ago (I still do, but whatever) and so I went online and started looking @ all my old entries. I found this:

"..so 2day at 3 me and gal walked 2 the gas station. when we came back...these 2 mexicans on bikes were riding past us...and they looked at us and said sumthin in spanish 2 each other: "sumthin sumthin chicanas sumthin sumthing"...gal goes, "psh borrito!" but they didnt hear her and it was sooo funny!!!!
galie this is 4 u: "veat...haneshama hametuka sheli. hayechida shemadlika oti..."
ahhh i love u so much!!!"

HOW CUTE IS THAT?! Its from Ash's LJ and I quoted it last year, too! So anyway.......omg, yesterday i made a really funny, yet not gross, porno on LANA's phone..it was funny. Now i'm sitting here and I'm bored and horny...as usual. So im gonna go run..or something. Maybe make another porno...before u know it, my pornos will be translated to russian and irish and i'll go international! :)

clurrshottea @ 2004-10-03T17:11:00

2004-10-04T00:16:10Z

This is a funny convo (Part of it!!) between Julie and I.....

Its known that Asians eat DOGS...Therefore:

Missbhaven156: how's ********* ne way?
ChicaChix36: hmmm
Missbhaven156: eating anybody's pets lately?
ChicaChix36: well
Missbhaven156: she ate my best friend
Missbhaven156: then i ate hers, but im not talking about dogs
ChicaChix36: there was that reward
ChicaChix36: hah!!
ChicaChix36: LMAO!!!!!!
ChicaChix36: HOLY SHIT!!
ChicaChix36: AHAAAHAHA
Missbhaven156: lollll
Missbhaven156: yea i get these really good remarks from time to time

I missed u, Julie! LETS HAVE SEX ALREADY!

Life's hard...

2004-10-03T16:16:43Z

First of all, Becca, I love you. I hope everything's going to be alright! I'm here for you, babe. <3

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Last night I went to the Citywalk. It was sorta fun...at the beg. it sucked because Claire called my cell when I was in the car and told me some really horrible news. I was in a bad mood until I met up with a few people. Lana's friends are so fun! ( i know ur name now). She has this really, totally, completely awesome gay friend, and he was sorta hyper, and so was I...so I took his hand and we skipped in a huge circle around Citywalk. Before that happened, there was some drama with Jonathan...its cool now. I hope..unless he got kidnapped to Mexico. So we just stood there and talked, and I stopped being cold for a while. My tank top was so cute, and so were the jeans (neither of which belong to me). How come I look good in other people's pants? ...Anyway.............So we were just chillin there and Jonathan was playing with my 'love handles'...haha it feels good. Then Sarah looked @ me all weird...heh...she's so cute when she's weirded out! So then I complained about not being touched by her (lol im serious! its THAT important!!!). Then something happened....I DID NOT TURN AWAY FOR THAT REASON! I'd totally do it, I just didn't think YOU were going to do it in public! lol. I messed up, I know...I'm making up for this on Monday.

So thennnnn Sarah left me to go to the MOVIES...and so I felt like shit, I was cold, and still horny which doesn't play so well together. So im like..If we could go to Abercrombie right now I'd feel SO much better! So we did! And I tried on these really cute jeans, and omg...not to be conceited, but they looked SO HOTT on me! I'd rape myself in those! Then Lana's two guy friends tried on girls' jeans, and im scared to say it...but they looked hott too! Jonathan tried on this pink skirt...lol......omg..if he was a girl i would not be attracted to him. Sorry hun. Then we all searched for cute thongs for me to buy! so I bought these really cute ones with the moose on them. SO CUTE! Then we walked out cause my mom was there and I had to go.

clurrshottea @ 2004-09-26T20:40:00

2004-09-27T03:41:39Z

Omg...

I have something to say! Tonight i heard that I had sex with someone!!!! But SHHH don't tell anybody because its so top secret...THAT I DIDNT EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT!!!!

I hate rumors, god u stupid bored-outta-ur minds JEWS! Go spread rumors about someone else! FUCK U!

clurrshottea @ 2004-09-25T22:25:00

2004-09-26T05:30:38Z

Forget the post where I said I felt shitty! Now i feel better...Maybe it's cause i havent eaten all day, and then broke the fast with a cheeseburger made by my one and only daddy. LOVE U ABBA! Then my mom asked me if i want some milk, cause you know....it helps the bones. So that's how my kosher holiday went! And guess what, all the 'not eating' stuff didnt really make me feel like i'm sorry for anything i've done lately! I'm especially not sorry for turning "TO THE OTHER FUCKING SIDE of the court"...Actually, playing both courts is quite tha shit! YayA! Everyone should do it! Woooooo! So now im sitting here, listening to music....and im getting horny. Oh no...but then again, what DOESNT get me horny???? Goood question...!

So what else...Monday should be interesting.....if i go for it again. which i should. So i might. I WILL! GO ME!!!

-wish me luck, but dont dare to ask me why!

XoXO

clurrshottea @ 2004-09-24T15:38:00

2004-09-24T22:39:21Z

Holy crap I feel like SHIT.

! ! ! ! ! ! !

That's right, bitches....!

2004-09-22T22:20:08Z

Let me just say that I had an orgasmic day. Haha...Morning was NIIIIIIIICE (like...awesomely kinda nice. Hott kinda nice! dont ask), lunch was shitty ( !!! ) end of school is always good cause its the end of school.

10th grade just got a whole lot fucking better.......! Sorta!

OmFg

2004-09-19T22:50:01Z

Ok, last night (foam party) um...I got nothing to say but FUNNY SHIT and some shitty shit.

- So I got to Koosh's house, Danny, Austin, and Tali were there. We hung out for a bit, made fun of Koosh's dog, then left for the party. Tali drove us, she drives too fast but she has good music (motek!!!!). So we get to the thing and park on the street, and I call Sarah to see if she's there, she's not there yet. Ok. So we try to get in, they tell us we need I.D.'s. Of course, I dont have mine. So I make a puppy face, say I forgot mine and they let me in. Good job, Gal.

- First thing we do we go check out the foam. Needless to say, it was sooooo tiny and gross and weird. Ew. I looked cute, by the way. So then something in my back pocket starts vibrating, i touch it, and its my phone (while it was still alive, thank you Karen for killing it!!! not!). I answer and its sarah saying she's there...i cant see shit so she comes up to me. Stupid me. We hug, whatever she goes in the foam. DAMNIT FOAM SUCKS and it smelled like ass, lol...It was sooo gross. So me and Tali go to her car to CHANGE CLOTHES. On the way Sarah calls me asking where I am, and I tell her I left (i love making people worried, its great), so we're talking and Tali backs out, and i look @ her and all of a sudden we hear a bump and her face turned soooo funny!!!!! i was laughing so hard while she screamed cause we had a 'hit and run' lol im like: "GO BITCH!!!! GOOOO!" I was so scared. lol. LOVE YOU, TALI! So then she parks somewhere dark, and im about to rape her (jk!). I go to the backseat and I change into my skirt while Tali takes my jeans and puts them on...LOL we're both half naked cause its hard to change in a Honda, and she's like: "ok u ready? we're gonna go out!" and then she's about to go out and a car pulls right by her..lmao..funniest shit. Anyway, we go back to the party and then we went into the foam, my phone fell in, it died, then we TRY to dance while I keep gettin seperated from SOMEONE, so then we go out, go to the pool, nothing happened, damnit, then we go into the showers, oh god it felt so nice i was sooo fucking cold, NOTHING HAPPENED THERE EITHER, another damnit, hey im not using periods or ne thing! FUCK PUNCTUATUION MARKS! ANYWAY, big crappy night. Sort of.

:)

What...?

2004-09-17T00:05:51Z

Haven't updated in a long time, and proud of it.

Many things happened ever since school started:

- two 23 year olds gave me their number from inside a driving car on the FREEWAY
- got myself a new fuckbuddy (to add to the collection)
- been hit on by a straight girl
- been hit on by a random girl @ citywalk
- had Carinne tell me she wanted to take me to a strip club (I think it was her who said it...)
- been depressed for a while
- one of my bunnies died (i love u JERRY! Some of u may know her as JORRAH . RIP cutie)
- done homework!
- got a %100 on the A.P. Bio quiz!
- taken pics
- realized my school is not as interesting as i thought
- cried on the season finale of Six Feet Under (I have to wait a whole year for a new season!)
- still didnt study for the permit test
- SO MANY OTHER THINGS HAPPENED!!!!!

So now I'm bored, or else i wouldn't be writing this. Summer's over, school is on and I am sooooooo tired. Except I'm going to a foam party on saturday lol. Should be interesting...i'm giving up a party on a yacht for this, so it better be good.

SCHOOL sucks

2004-08-26T17:30:03Z

Yeah..so we all got our schedules a while ago but I only saw Claire's classes..so tell me if you're in my class or whatever...

AP US history
AP Biology
Honors English (with Mr.Dick...Errrr...Mr.Keer)
Honors Geometry (Dr. Mendelson)
Hebrew Literature (LMAO...I STILL dont know why I need to take that)
Arabic 1 (um...don't ask)
Photography
JLE 10 (we're all in the same class)
AND SOCCER!!!! OMG WHO'S IN SOCCER?!?! its gonna fucking RULE! so much better than basketball...except, well....some hottie is missing, but ne way!

OK so last nite was the BBQ thing...it was cool except a few people (just ****n) told me i looked like i dont eat. THANKS! Just cause I'm waaaaay more fit doesn't mean I dont eat anything! ANyways...Mia asked Claire a very interesting question: "Did Gal get hotter?" lol Claire was like: "Is it possible?" GOD I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS! Then we all (ME, Mia, Claire, Fetus, Tiffany, Karen, Carinne, Hai, Jen, Sara, and two other girls that i dont know) went to The Cheesecake Factory to have a goodbye dinner thing cause THE BLACK FETUS is leaving us... :-( I LOVE YOU MICHALI!

The funniest things happened there!!! LIKE PETER ON THE POLE! Haha..let me explain: So there was this guy that worked there and as we went in I'm like "o he's hot!". Then he showed us our table and everything and he said something to me (jokingly) and then turned around and smiled and im like..ooook. He and our waitor (MOSSSIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!) pretended to hate each other and we all got mad @ the hot guy (Peter). Then @ the end of the night they both were like: "We were just joking..we're like..best friends, we play music together blah blah blaaaah". Then they both left, and before we payed the Mossimo (lol the waitor) came back..and im like: "So that peter guy, he's really nice?" and Mossimo (spelling?) goes: "YEah! he's a really cool guy" and then im like..."Tell him i think he's hot" . AND THEN!!! Mossimo goes: "Thats funny, cause he thinks ure hot too" . I was like...omg......thank god i was wearing cover up cause i bet i turned bright red! HA! Then Mossimo goes to get the change or whatever, and he comes to me and hands me a piece of paper and goes: "Peter gave you his number" !!! and me and everyone were like..omgggggg cause Peter is 18 and I already got asked out by some 23 year old once (lol CLAIRE!) . It was a fun nite. Ill miss u fetus...and ill call you peter...maybe.

OH wow

2004-08-24T01:06:05Z

My dad had a business trip and I went with him! It was awesome!! We went to San Fran, Monterey, Salinas, and Carmel. Those places are so pretty BUT...the people are soo weird. On one of my dad's business meetings, some guy (20 year old, maybe) asked my dad for his business card, then my dad gave the card to him and a day later he called my dad's business # and asked for my cell #. LOL..what a faggot, he thought my dad would give him the number..haha my dad was so mad, he started yelling @ him in Hebrew and like...funny stuff.

WELL IM
TIREEEEED so im gonna watch Six Feet Under now...omg, only about two more episodes left to this season!....I'm gonna cry.... :-( especially cause the hottest person on the show might be leaving...oh nooooo...

clurrshottea @ 2004-08-18T21:26:00

2004-08-19T04:27:32Z

</td></td></td></td></td></td></td></td></td></td></td></td></td></td></td></td></td></td></td></td></td></td></td></td></td></td></td></td></td></td>

Tell me....
What is your name?:	Gal
Thats a funny name....
How old are you?:	15
Location:	LA, Cali
Gender:	Female
is it fun taking these surveys?:	um..occasionally
oh really?:	yeah, i guess
Okay bob how was your day?:	haha..it was spongy
oh yeah? what did you do?:	i sponged some things
oh sounds like your day was shitty.:	somewhat. yeah.
So do you like animals?:	sure
Yeah, I dont like them...
so how is school?:	school is starting soon
oh, good grades?:	i do get good grades, yeah
do you smoke?:	no...ew
do you drink?:	..............next question
are you a prep, goth, punk, skater, whatever:	some people say i act preppy..but im just gal
Do you believe in god?:	sometimes
Do you believe in satan?:	uhhh hitler
When does POE POE return?:	what the fuck is that
You get that wrong you will die a horrible death when poe poe comes back
and takes over the world.
Do you even know how poe poe is?:	poe poe, per se, sounds like poo poo
you are going to die.
So do you like crackers?:	yeah, but not white crackas
Are you scared of death?:	omg yes
Are you bored?:	not anymore
I am bored.:	oh...that sucks
So do you have a boyfriend?:	well im seeing someone(s) haha plural @times
I do...heh
So hows it going?:	its going nicely
Does windex taste good?:	i dont know..it looks yummy
How about fabreez?:	it smells nice
Do you like orange soda?:	omg yes! but i dont drink soda ne more
are you having fun yet?:	uhh not anymore
Im not
So I see you have no life cause you take these surveys
Thats cool, I dont have one either obviously.
Do you hate every race besides your own?:	no
meow:	ooo...is that a mating call
grrr:	um..are u mad
die!:	u bitch!
Do you love me?:	not really
Aww im going to cry.
My head itches.:	u must have lice
this is boring.:	ok then end the damn thing already
youre queer:	omg...as i said: BITCH!
butt fluff:	...what the hell is that
Are you an evil vilian?:	no, im just evil
or a super hero?:	no
Do you like Marilyn Manson?:	EW!!!!
how about ICP?:	what is that
Or do you like rap (icky):	yes!
ahh this is fun.:	no
Do you have AIM?:	yea
If so whats your Screen name?:	not telling u
Mines Starfuxkersxninx
what time is it?:	9:10
so lets talk about sex:	oh ok, my favorite subject other than myself
er not, I dont want to.:	fine. bitch.
okie wait I have question:	...alright...
Are you a virgin:	yea..wanna change that?
Okie I have another question:	ok...
What position do you like:	um..lol...the one that doesnt happen
haha Im a sick perv.:	yeah. me too. its ok
Does someone copy you on everything you do?:	omg yeaaaaah! my monkey
Dont you hate that shit?:	totally
Do you eat little children?:	do i eat them out? no! ew..
I do.
What are silverfish?:	um..they are silver-fish
I dunno. I really dunno.:	me neither i guessed.
Do you like throwing your animals at walls?:	no...
sometimes I cant help it.
But they'll be dead soon...fucking kangaroos.:	omg ure sick
Is this fun?:	its odd
Hi my name is toofless fat sally...rub oil on my back.:	...no, just caure ur name is sally
sorry outburst
So what is your style of clothing?:	nakedness..no.A&F, hollister,D&G, anything that's not goth or overly black
AJSHDFKSHDGFJKSDFBKSJDSD:	I AGREE! WE SHOULD SOOO DO IT ON MY BED!
Sorry spaz attack:	its ok..it was hot sex
start slappin bitch people then run!:	...u first
Dont ask why just do it.:	i didnt
who knows? who cares? go die already!:	stop saying that to me ill leave
Is there girl sumo wrestlers?:	um...ew
youre dying :D:	no im not
Stinky stuewy.:	u are
Go suck a weiner:	um...noooo ew never naw
Hey Sexy!:	hey bitch!
What kinda music do you like?:	u singing in the shower the morning after
Whatcha cookin good lookin?:	yo mamaaaa
tater nuggets!:	what is that
o dear:	yeah...
where is the weirdest place youve ever had sex?:	in my head
me? well outside, on a counter, and on stairs.
You're an idiot:	um...
Tie my shoe.:	im not going down there without pay
I can already tell this is gunna be a long pointless quiz
heh heh I love shaun.:	that's a faggot name
So whats your dream job?:	um...a blow job! no...a model maybe
interesting...:	again. totally.
Can I feel your hair?:	sure...that's kinda kinky
Wheeda, wheeda! Whadda, whadda! Hooda, hooda! Hah!!!!!!:	...ok, what did u smoke?
KOOCOCKACHU!:	did u just tell me to go suck a cock
Ka-kaw!:	stop with the mating calls
It is your fav soda?:	uh no soda
mines orange soda
lalalala elmos world:	cute
If all the rain drops were lolli pops and gum drops (finish the rest):	...id need to visit my dentist
When you wish upon a star dont let yourself fall, fall into hard (finish):	dicks
Youre gay:	bitch. butch. butchy butch butch
Thats wickity whack!:	ok!!!
ugh...guess what?:	u wanna do me...
I am fucking bored!!!:	oh...
do you hump purple polka dotted elephants? I do!:	omg ok ure so on somthing
Guess what bands these are by...if you guess correcly ill give a cookie
I wonder what its like to be pretty.:	dunno
Stars and pills and needles dance before our eyes:	dunno
i lift you up like the sweetest angel, Ill tear you down like a whore...:	dunno
the dreams in which i'm dying are the best i've ever had.:	dunno
heh heh are you gunna finish the rest if you havent already stopped?:	...
So let me know what you think of me...
How creative am I?:	pretty creative. but on something hard.
How is my sense of humor?:	its nice
How much do you want to kick my ass?:	pretty bad
Am I interesting to talk to?:	im not really talking to u
Would you take me home to meet your parents?:	no, ure a girl..i dont DATE girls..but we could have fun
How mature am I?:	ure not
Okie back to you!!! YAY!!!
So do you smoke?:	lol no
Drink?:	yeah...water......water-looking vodka
Do any drugs?:	nope, never ever will
Okie ima ask you questions (i have done every single on of these)
Have you ever egged anyones house?:	lol no, but i egged a car
How about TPed there house?:	no
Have you ever broke into someones house that you dont know?:	no
Stole something?:	no
got caught doing something bad?:	um...maybe eating in the living room
Ran away.:	no
oh geez if you said yes to any of them...tisk tisk tisk...naughty.
food...yes...good.:	awesome..im a jew
Are you fat or skinny?:	skinny
do you like chicken?:	tiffany does..
I dont know how much longer this is gunna be but okie.
Is this interesting?:	it used to be
do you like cookies?:	yea..
how about cupcakes?:	yes!!
ooo twinkies?:	no
I hate twinkies and cupcakes.
Do you like zoos?:	no
Where do you want to live?:	um..somewhere peaceful and rich
What is your favorite kind of fruit?:	watermelon
What touches your mouth most often?:	um...mints or gum
I hate emails dont you?:	omg yes
Your family can be described as:	ISRAELI
Other people see you as:	..hot? annoying because im hotter than u?
Where is your favorite place to be:	....israel....or the mall
This is a long boring survey huh?:	pretty much
Theres a big pink, green, yellow, and orange purple polka dotted cat living
in my basement
Do you believe that?:	um..no
What do you care a lot about:	my family and friends
Do have any peircings?:	yea
How many?:	5
WHERE?:	double holes in each each..and one in my clit....no jk..one cartilage on right upper ear
How bout tats? how many?:	none
Where?:	nowhere
Do think a guy with his dick peirced is gross?:	lol prince alberts are gross
heh id marry someone with an ampalang! (i dunno how to spell sorry)
what be Your fashion style:	um...it would be up-to-date
Favorite hang out spot?:	commons?
Are you a hermit?:	no
do you find elmo scarey? I do.:	no
How many people have you loved in the past:	some friends..one guy
People in general (finish this sentence):	suck!
This is fun huh?:	no
Ugh I have to pee.:	ok go..ill come
So do you like Nine inch nails?:	no..
Do you like my survey?:	no
heh heh:	haha
Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts:	ive got a lovely bunch of nothing
Guess what?:	ure on crack
I dont know.:	ok
heh its 345 am:	then go get a life, its about time
would you itch your butt in public?:	lol no
how bout pick your nose?:	no
My leg hurts:	ill massage
haha wanna hear a funny story?:	no
I dont have one.:	good
Finish ze lyrics...
I know exactly what your thinking....But i swear this time i will not let..:	.........i dont nkoiw!!!
hey god why are you doing this to me....:	DONT KNOW
We be the all doing, the all seeing, the all knowing Chainsaw...:	DONT FUCKING KNOOOW
Did you ever look, did you ever see that one person...:	NOOOO
1-800-SUICIDE or maybe doctor online can help you die...:	lalallaa
You're a motherfuckin' piece of shit...:	ljidlaj;g;rgj
I watched you change into a fly...:	kjgkgjgkjljkg
And as the walls come down and as I look in your eyes...:	...
Uptown girl She's been living...:	...
I don't practice santeria I aint got no crystal ball...:	.....
Oh why cant I be what you need a new improved version of me...:	.....
Bitch, I'm knocking at your door let me get some neden ho...:	....bitch
If it stayed, I'd never leave it. If that turned around id...:	....
Each time i make my mother cry an angel dies...:	.........
Do you like the cure?:	no
So tell me billy...whats going on?:	im bob
Your ideal job is a Lap Dancer...:	no, that's just for me and u
I think I am going to stop now...
Okie...toodles:	bye, bitch.

Im bored how bout you? brought to you by BZOINK!

OK, you do it now.

yofi lah

2004-08-16T04:56:33Z

YOM HOOLEDET SAMEACH, YOM HOOLEDET SAMEACH! YOM HOOLEDET LEH ASHLEY, YOM HOOLEDET SAMEACH!!!! yaaay today is Ash's birthday in Israel. HAppy birthday my pita!!!!

ne way...going to disneyland tomorrow. not so excited which is weird....im growing older! hey guys...my boobs grew...yeah im so excited about that, though!!! uhhhhhh what elseeeee............nothing!

omg this is hilarioussss

2004-08-12T22:52:01Z

AHAHAHA?HAAHAHAHAAHAH!!

clurrshottea @ 2004-08-10T15:24:00

2004-08-10T22:29:08Z

( ) been drunk
(x) kissed a member of the opposite sex
(x) kissed a member of the same sex
(_) crashed a friend's car
(_) been to Japan
(x) ridden in a taxi
(x ) been in love
( ) been dumped
( ) shoplifted
(_) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight(bitch fight rather)
( ) snuck out of my parent's house
(x_) ever had a crush on someone of the same sex-- haha....yup yup
(_) ever dated someone of the same sex
(x ) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back--yeah...ben affleck doesnt love me
( ) been arrested
( ) made out with a stranger
(_) stole something from my job
( ) celebrated new years in time square
( ) gone on a blind date
(x ) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher
( ) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
(x) been to Europe
( x) skipped school
(_) slept with a co-worker
( ) cut myself on purpose
(_) been married
(_) gotten divorced
(_) had children
( ) seen someone die.
(_) been to Africa
( ) had a crush on one of my Live journal friends
(x ) Slapped someone I loved
( ) Driven over 400 miles to attend a show/festival/fetish ball
( ) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Mexico
( x) Been on a plane
( ) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Thrown up in a bar-- yup, bat mitzvah party at the club in israel. sixth grade...too much dancing.
( ) Purposely set a part of myself on fire
(x ) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been snowboarding
( ) Met someone in person from the internet
() Been moshing at a concerts
( ) had a real feelings for someone you knew only online
( ) taken partially nude/nude photos of yourself
(_) been in an abusive relationship
(_) been pregnant or got someone pregnant
(_) lost a child
(_) gone to college
(_) graduated college
(x) had sexual intercourse of any kind
( ) tried killing urself
(x) taken painkillers
(_) intentionally burned urself
(x ) love someone or miss someone rite now

OK that was fast...now u do it

haha...oo yeah

2004-07-15T18:51:25Z

so yesterday my crippled bitch Debbie (jk deb,love u) were talking online and it did seems as if we were both "ON" something, but we werent...we were just bored i guess...so then we decided to give each other drag queen names. Deb's name is Pubeina Kookie...haha read it right. Then i asked tiffany>>> fReChA 4 lifE: tiff, if u were a drag queen, what would be ur name?
Do the Jew 15: titty bojangles

oh and clurrs name is (i made it up myself clurr, u better like it...its based on a joke i made..hope u remember the joke..) : Eefmaboobs Kouldtalk

lol....and im still debating whether or not i should be apple, pistachio..or.....(tiff's idea) penis. The last one is not gonna be it.

ANYWAy........if u people are really open and fun and crazy, i want u to comment and leave the drag queen name that u would have if u were one!!!!! DONT BE CRAPPY! JUST DO IT!!!! and if u read this entry, and did not comment with the name, then u are one of the most un-fun people in this unfun country.

by the way im dating a HS senior..who would have thought....wooot

....but.....tiff, u know what i'd prefer...

ok so comment, and have a nice day!

What would your LJ friends do if they saw a porno of you on the net?
LJ Username
Tells everybody they know	life_is_4_livn
Tells your parents	highlitrsncrack
Watches long enough to see that your parents are in it too	jus_a_lil_juicy
Bookmarks the page	rippin_raoof
Buys a one year membership to the site	t_tizzle
Suffers from stucky keyboard syndrome	ox_lovemost_xo

This cool quiz by true_epimetheus - Taken 1228 Times. </a>